Stuff I learned from cows
It's the Pitts
Lee Pitts
Cows are supposedly "dumb" animals, and yet I have learned a lot from them, such as ...
1. Don’t shoot the bull.
2. If someone wants to load you up and take you to town, put up a big fight. There is danger lurking there.
3. When your offspring become of age and leave home, no amount of bawling will bring them back.
4. Piercings, notches, tattoos and brands hurt and make it easier for BIG Brother to identify you.
5. The way to acquire a small fortune in the cattle business is to start with a large one.
6. Don’t allow yourself to be driven by an unruly mob. Especially don’t get stampeded. You could get hurt and it will only result in you going round and round in circles.
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